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The content:
"Product leader & builder | AI strategist | Making complex topics accessible | 15+ years turning data into decisions"
The roast (Level 5 - Scorched Earth):
"Oh look, another 'product leader & builder' who 'makes complex topics accessible.' Groundbreaking. The ampersand in 'leader & builder' is doing a LOT of heavy lifting here, suggesting you couldn't commit to just one vague title. '15+ years turning data into decisions' — as opposed to what, turning data into interpretive dance? That's literally what data is FOR. And 'AI strategist' in 2025 is like putting 'uses electricity' on your resume. Bold choice burying the lead with generic buzzword soup when you could've said literally anything memorable. This headline is so beige it could be a Pottery Barn catalog."
Want to keep judging me? Read my full bio and cringe at all my humble brags →The content:
"I analyzed 11 years of viewing history across Netflix and Prime Video, cross-referenced against IMDB/TMDB ratings. Key insight: The data confirms what I suspected—I have good taste. My average rating is a full point higher than general audiences. I'm not randomly browsing; I use Netflix for new prestige content I'll binge, Prime for comfort films I've seen a dozen times."
The roast (Level 4 - Brutal Honesty):
"Ah yes, The Most Important Dataset of All: You. 'I analyzed 11 years' — congrats on discovering Excel and free time. Nothing screams rigor like a sample size of one and a conclusion that just happens to flatter the researcher. Peer review? Never heard of her. 'Cross-referenced against IMDb/TMDB ratings' is doing Olympic-level work to make 'I compared numbers' sound like a TED Talk. You didn't cross-reference anything — you eyeballed averages and felt smug about it. 'Key insight:' 🚨 RED FLAG 🚨 Any sentence that announces itself as a Key Insight is about to deliver the least surprising thought imaginable. 'The data confirms what I suspected—I have good taste.' Incredible. The scientific method but make it narcissistic. This isn't data science. It's a personality horoscope for people who say 'cinema.' 🎬😬"
😤 I think ChatGPT was too harsh! This was solid data analysis—you be the judge.
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